Okay, everyone has things they hate about the subway right?  And I'm not talking about the fucking tards behind the counter that put too much mayo on your cold cut trio.

1.  Fucktards who are standing by the door and don't move when people are getting off/getting on.

2.  Morons with baby carriages at rush hour -- come on!!!!!!!  Seriously?!  There are 10 other hours of the day you can come on the train with your minion.  Do you have to pick 5pm?

3.  People who think they have the right to take up two seats.  REALLY?!  I mean...really?!

4.  BACKPACKS.  Either take them off or find a 21st century solution. 

5.  Charity cases.  If you're going to entertain me and bang on some drums...maybe I'll give you a dollar, but if you insist on interrupting my otherwise peaceful commute...find a job like the rest of us. 

6.  Wake the fuck up.  If it's your stop, pay attention.  Get up 30 seconds before and move closer to the door.   Don't wait until the doors are about to close and expect everyone to move out of the way for your retardedness.

7.  If you are lucky enough to have a seat....well, congratulfuckinglations.  But just because you have a seat doesn't give you a right to dangle your fat arm ACROSS your armrest so now I have to stand in an arkward position.

8.  Give pregnant women a break.  I have seen plenty of women with child and MEN do not get up!  WTF!  This actually happened tonight and I gave up my seat for a preggers lady.  You men are dumb.

9.  Also, you men who sit with your legs wide open.  COME ON!!!  REALLY?!  Please...

10.  Tourists.  Before you get on a train please have a clue as to where you are going.  It is actually annoying to everyone else when you are at 71st and Continental and ask whether or not the train is going downtown.