along the same lines as when someone's face just bugs you for no apparent reason, it seems i get the same reaction to someone's voice.  let's call her huffalump.  huffalump's voice is the kind of voice that cuts through your eardrums and touches the same part of your brain that causes vomiting and murderous intentions.

huffalump's painful voice is not overly apparent which makes it that much more difficult to explain.  it's somewhat nasal-y, trailer park midwestern-ish, whiny, childlike, and semi-retarded.  throw in a couple of cackles slash giggles and you know why van gogh did that thing to his ear.





WARNING:  huffalump's voice will cause dizziness, extreme nausea, temporary blindness, and the desire to scratch at one's ears with scissors.