at work we have this problem with LARGE COCKROACHES.  like waterbugs.  like the fucking ones you see on fear factor, in the amazon, and in the sewer.  last time i checked, i'm in neither of those places.  so i work with a bunch of girls (literally and figuratively) because no one likes to kill them.  we all put our hands up to the sides of our face and scream bloody murder.  i go the extra mile by standing on top of my chair/desk/anything with height.  but sometimes that doesn't work because twice we've spotted those fuckers on the actual ceiling and then at that point i unsuccessfully try to jump out the window.

so when one of the "men" feels brave enough to kill one of them he's usually too scared to pick it up.  so now the routine is:  see large cockroach.  find least scared man.  said man steps on roach 6-7 times while screaming like a girl.  said man puts plastic cup over large cockroach carcass.  someone calls building maintenance to come and remove half-dead large cockroach.

ISN'T THAT GREAT??????????

so this actually happened today.  and i hear some building maintenance guy walking around saying on his walkie-talkie:  Yeah so I guess I'll just lay some more glue traps around.

really?

glue traps?

because glue traps help get rid of large cockroaches the size of my annoyance.  unless these glue traps emit sonar waves that kill every cockroach in the building I really don't see how those are going to help.  way to go building.