i love things that are bad for you.  alcohol.  cigarettes.  sleeping in make-up.  hookers.  and especially the new chicken biscuit breakfast sandwich at McDo's!  i am a sucker for hardening my arterial walls early in the morning.  it really gets me through the day.  but this new phenomenon is absolutely delicious.  it's the same biscuit they use in their mcmuffin sandwiches so nothing new there -- but the fried, breaded delectable little bird in the middle is divine.  i don't know where Ronald McScaryClownface gets his chickens from but those little pissers are juicy, tender and seasoned just right.  today i went a little wild and spread some ketchup all over it.  i didn't think it could get any better, but oh boy...it did.  rubble rubble.