fucking shitty.  just plain bad.  we played for 5 minutes and then took the game out and put it in the oven on broil for 5 hours.



lady ninjitsu gives it negative 4 stars (out of 100)

so i love video games.  i have always loved games ever since i had my first atari (i played a mean combat).  that weird constant static noise that maybe was supposed to be the sound of the tanks got me off.


thus, my favorite genre is shooters.  i love to kill.  i love to blow people's brains out and see blood splatter everywhere.  gears of war is probably my current favorite.  that shit is tight.  however, we just completed rainbow six vegas last night.  we played it because it won all these awards including best first-person shooter.  well, how could we go wrong?!?!  literally, THE best shooter game ever? 



well...i hated it.  the graphics did not even compare to halo or gears of war.  as the bf said - it's like mario world.  when i break glass with my gun i want to see millions of shards fall to the ground, each reflecting the light off my laser.  i don't want to see flat looking triangles piled on top of each other.  when i go into the bathroom to hunt killers i want to be able to flush the toilets and turn on the sinks.  if you're gonna make a game like this, why not just make it for the commodore 64 because you're just wasting the awesomeness of the xbox360.  idiots.

the best part of the game was probably moving up ranks, buying guns, and changing your clothes.  but even that turned out to be annoying because a bunch of crap was still locked even after we finished.  guerilla camo got old after a while. 

the ending was the biggest bowl of bullshit.  basically, you shoot down a helicopter and a bunch of random guys.  THAT'S IT!  the story didn't make sense to me.  you could barely hear the dialogue and from what you could hear, none of it made any sense.  it was repetitive and got boring. 

ladyninjitsu gives it 0.5 stars (out of 5)

(i love google images)