what's so great about salads?  every now and then i decide to give salad another chance.  but after the first bite of leaves, twigs, and assortment of grass i end up asking myself why i got a salad.  i wonder if people who say they like salads really like salads.  or have they just convinced themselves that since they are fat and must eat salads therefore they must like salads?  i don't know.  way too complicated for a monday afternoon.  anyway, my consensus is that salads are gross and boring.  they should make a salad with a grilled ground sirloin patty with some thinly sliced deep fried potatoes.  wouldn't that be the best salad ever?

oh yeah happy cinco de mayo.  ole.